Clever pregnancy comebacks – a compilation

Further to my most recent post: Mind your own body, I found a lot more hilarious pregnancy comebacks online.  The sassier the better, really.  I’ve compiled my favourites below, and here are links to the full articles from Pregnant Chicken: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.

Enjoy!

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“You’re huge!”

  • I know!! It’s like I’m growing a whole baby or something!
  • Holy shit, you too!

“Feeling fat yet?”

  • Whoa, I was just going to ask you the same thing. How weird is that?!
  • That’s right. Feelin’ phat with a “ph”, Hooker.
  • You feelin’ lucky, Punk?

“You better sleep now because once that baby gets here…”

  • Why!? Don’t they sleep?! Next you’ll tell me they poop too.

“How are you going to handle another one?!”

  • We’re selling the oldest one on eBay.
  • Oh, it will be fine. I drink a little.
  • I just won’t pick this one up when it cries. I figure that will free up a lot of my time.

“You should NOT be drinking caffeine.”

(or doing, eating, touching, etc. something else that’s none of their damn business).

  • You shouldn’t be wearing those jeans (etc.) but I didn’t bring that to your attention.
  • It’s not caffeine. It’s doctor prescribed laxative tea because this pregnancy is making me so constipated I have hemorrhoids. Oh, sorry, was that too much information?
  • You’re right, tequila is better.

xo Leigh

chicken

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